Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The Napster

My dear friends....

this is the story of the Napster. the story of a deep dream. In fact i should say, this is the dream behind every dream.

This is not about the internet age. nor about the music age of copying and sharing music. this is not the story of globalisation either..

This is a different napster.

One that karthik and me cud live and die by it. u need to live through it to experience the method behind the madness..


Napster = One who is involved heavily in afternoon naps.


Take my words. The story of a napster is not easy to tell. We r talking about the trials and tribulations that the napster undertakes. he seeks to seek the truth of sleep itself. the genesis of sleep.

Never has been a period in life as eventful as the last two years. when the solemn occasion of the moment of truth happens at the stroke of two in the afternoon. we don't really possess a gong under our cot. but there is one right inside our belly. and it rings cracking hard as hell can get. and all it requires is that there is enough in the stomach to actuate it. here is a sensor that acts on both internal and external impulses. the external one is the climate and the time of the day. however it is statistically observed that no matter what the climate is, the time of the day takes absolute precedence. punctuality takes power. there is no mercy for late comers here. if it is 2pm u cant afford to flout..

initially i din realize the value of a good window screen. i overlooked the fact that it was so critical to the mission that one has set out on.

well..vallavanukku pullum aayudham!

With a bit of help of bed sheet and stuffing it in the corner of the window i cud assuage the temporary grief abt the absence of a proper light regulation system..the going has not been easy. the bed sheet loosens easily. will power and persistence play a pivotal role in fulfilling ones calling from heart. after all , it is when the eyes close that the heart opens. mind you we do not need light at the end of the tunnel here. the darker the better it is. dreams is where one is enthusiastic about searching in darkness.

There is a driver behind every action. of course barring those vehicles where the driver is located in front. and in the present context
it wud be technically correct there is a driver behind every inaction

As a home bred south Indian, it was not hard for me to identify the causal identities behind every successful sleep. all that it takes to get that extra kick from a scintillating sleep is curd. form does not matter here. different forms propagate the same end through different mechanisms. we are referring to the semi solid ( dahi) and the liquid forms ( chaas).

As a chemical engineer i always dreaded those organic chemistry mechanisms which i rarely understood. and i never really loved to understand those biochemistry mechanisms as well. but the psychological explanations of bio mechanisms through concepts of basic organic chemistry came to my help.

there r two mechanisms namely SN1 and SN2 . I choose to call them Sleep-Nidhra Mechanisms 1 and 2.

the first one SN1 is relatively simple. it is based on elimination. and it involves a cation formation. i call this cation as the provo'cation which provokes one to sleep. the form of reagent is the fluid one. the mind is charged with this provo'cation and it creates a centre which attracts factors rich in sleep inducement. the reaction is anti photochemical in nature as sunlight can hamper the reaction. the reaction is fulfilled with the elimination of enthu for studying and the centre rendered unstable by this provo'cation stabilises with the help of a suitable catalyst in the absence of light and a soft bed.
we have reasearched into some catalysts - and we strongly advocate the use of " Bhindi Masala" rich in oil as an effective catalyst. this is so because the cation mechanisms need a electron rich substance. oil is believed to accomplish this by the acid reactions that happen in the stomach which release the electrons to the provo'cation. the bhindi masala provokes the sense of laziness so crucial for the provo'cation to be formed in the first place!

in SN2 we have a transitory complex based mechanism. curd in the semi solid form is the reagent used. here, the curd is neither solid not liquid. and it is a very important point and we need to ponder here a bit. since it is in a state of nowhere ( neither solid nor liquid..like manithan paathi mirugam paathi) there is a key psychological element to be understood. the mayakkam that such a confusing form of curd is enough to cause dilemma in our mind as to whether we r solid in our convictions or as fluid in our thoughts..in this confusion our heads spin. and before we realise we swoon down n fall in the bed. the chemical complex slowly becomes a psychological complex and as we r acted upon by two forces in opposite directions. one forcing us to study and the other beckoning to take it easy....eventually the latter wins and the complex disappears with the conversion of the initial substrate ( the mind) from an active form to a passive form which we attribute the term sleep.

I have tried my best to confuse and infuse a sense of biochemical psychology to explain the deeper meanings of sleep.

In all probability, i should be worshipped alongside freud who explained dreams and i hv actually gone a step ahead in determining the fundamental factors for dream which is the sleep itself.


Please vote in my favour and nominate for a Nobel prize. after all sleep is indeed a noble inactivity.

and without inactivity , is there any activity????




7 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL
I can infer chemical engineering + MBA has its advantages! romba detailed analysis!

SN1 n SN2 terminologies were awesome!

mechanisms vaazhga! My vote is in favor fr u, anytime! Nomination un poruppu [:P]

Aravindan said...

@ anu,

Thanks..will try n garner more support for nomination..but looking at the number of comments..i stand nil chance ;-)

well the update is one chapter on insurance made me sleep for 3 hours straight in the afti today even though of late i hv not been getting good afti naps..guess i rediscovered the secret formula..

K7 said...

Change the colour of the font ... It is looking red in my browser. Red is not a comfortable colour to read.

Analytical Ara (AA) is back ....

As for me, I have put a high premium on sleep and someone/something be really good to take it away from me ;-) ....

Aravindan said...

@ k7,

dei..red colourla ezhuthina ellaroda browserlayum red-a thaan theriyum..

puriyarthu..but i also see that ur sleep is disturbed these nights :P

perhaps H13 notice board needs a facelift :P

Taruna said...

You got to be kidding me!!! A whole post about naps and the optimal needs for it??? Man, did over-working the gray cells at IIT-B lead you to this or what??

But, LOL!!

Harini said...

Afti naps after sambar on sunday i am sure is inevitablen..
anyways ...

@aruna..
over working at IITB ... LOL

Aravindan said...

@ harini,

sambar only on saturdays!
epdi athu? overworkin at IITb - LOL - a? Vitamin K vela sayrthu unakku..

@ aruna,

Sleep is Bliss. i hv just written abt the positive correlation between thayir and sleep. R-Sqaure value is 0.999999999999!!!!!!

cha cha, IIT la padichaathane grey cell elaam over work panmna mudiyum.