Sunday, December 25, 2005

Pooja's Rough Book

I have had the privelege of browsing through her rough book.

and I was not disappointed for the note was filled with some interesting stuff [atleast i found it interesting :))] amidst other run of the mill and mundane scribblings (yea the academic stuff)


The setting:

teacher not in class. class leader 'minding' the class. so students converse in writing.

- the excerpts of the conversation that transpired between her and her friend ----


Other artistes - prathiba.... and roshini (guest appearance).

[their names changed to preserve identities ughh!!!! - ithu romba over illaa????]

Related acronyms :

poo for pooja
prat for prathiba

okay here goes -

poo: dear prathiba, i told u to not tell this matter to anyone. why did u tell this matter to roshini?

prat: in toilet, u only told to tell this matter to roshini

poo: no. when did i tell? and dont show any letter to roshini. yes or no?

prat: i told her the matter . what to do now?

poo: ok ! but dont tell anyone else now.

roshini: okay pooja.

poo: i dont want roshini's answer. i want your answer prathiba.

prat: ok. i wont tell others.

poo: ok. change the topic. we will speak about something else.

prat: no i am doing it with roshini.

poo: what are u doing with roshini?

prat: we are writing story.

prat: ok. we'll play.

poo: ok. u start.

prat: how are you?

poo: fine how are u?

prat: fine. how are your forin studies?

poo: its fine. but your searching for work.no. i will give you work in forin.

prat: hey. i am not searching for work. i am already a vet in america.

poo: but paati told your searching for work.

prat: no i dint tell you that i am searching for work.

poo: okay. leave that off. now u just draw a picture that u are a ghost and trying to kill me.

[ a terrifying pic of a ghost - or a lookalike follows - drawn by prat =))

poo: it is like a doll and a smoke.

prat: gosts will be like this only.

poo: we will play tic tac toe

[ shows a tic tac toe 3 by 3 matrix]

prat: no. it is boring.

poo: it is not boring for me.

prat: hay please write the topic is friends or parler

poo: how to play?

prat: tick any one. we play that topic.

poo: what should i tick?

prat: tick your favorite

poo: you dint give options at all. how can i tick?

prat: i gave options

[in the sentence prat:hay please write the topic is friends or parler
- tick marked on parler - now]

prat: welcome to our parler.

poo: i want to do facesial.

prat: please take your seat. we'll do our project.

[ a pic of a girl with boff hair - i cant see any 'facesial' done on the girl!!!!]

bell rings....trrrrrringgggggggg....class over.

now full time vetti for another 10 mins :))

PS:

Acknowledgements to pooja who had sat beside dictating to me for over half an hour in writing this post.all blog directions - font, colour, style of writing were also advised by pooja.

btw, pooja is my li'l cousin sis , studyin 3rd std now.

flashback:

i was an innocent, ignorant and a dumb child when i was in 3rd std. kids these days are way too smart i guess!!!!

4 comments:

Harini said...

Wow. Some great cousin.

coolvir said...

Kids does says the darnest thing :)

Aravindan said...

@coolvir,

am hearing it for the first time, what is 'darnest'? my wordlist mugging was quite incomplete-;)

coolvir said...

Darnest(or darndest) means shocking.

BTW i used that phrase "Kids says the darnest things" coz it happens to be a famous TV serial of seventes in US .